Hmm…from the tombstones, two of them must be vitriolic best buds, one must be a guy having difficulty in inspiration-gathering, and the last one must be a persistent salesman…
And then I had a feeling that someone would probably do a reference to a certain energetic salesman…like…”HI! [Insert rest of certain reference here.]”
And then I realized that I actually did that…partially.
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Hmm…from the tombstones, two of them must be vitriolic best buds, one must be a guy having difficulty in inspiration-gathering, and the last one must be a persistent salesman…
And then I had a feeling that someone would probably do a reference to a certain energetic salesman…like…”HI! [Insert rest of certain reference here.]”
And then I realized that I actually did that…partially.
hahaha
And forever after… :-D