Car alarms are like having a landline. No one wants to answer it when it goes off, or even acknowledge it. “Eh, it’ll stop inabit…”
If car alarms were more like cell phones with personalized ‘ringtones’ then you’d see more people actually give a care.
“Ooh, someone just started playing my fav song! So lively, so jazzy–oh shit my car’s getting stolen!”
allmostrelevant bonus material: https://soundcloud.com/gary-stensland/stolen-car-1
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And I’m just guessing here, but it’s been a while since you’ve seen anyone interesting naked in your bedroom, hasn’t it?
you are definitely guessing there
If you’ve got time to wax poetic on car alarms, you’ve got time to slap on some cologne and strut your stuff. It’s all about efficiency.
Hilarious.
Like the song and the singer has a wonderful voice.
glad you liked it! I will pass on your kind words
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