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“Knowledge is a fire.”

“A lot of people regurgitate sage proverbs and advice without thinking twice. Why not take that wisdom and let it be shown, as a message, while kept as my own?”

“Half of being witty is simply being the first to notice when something clever accidentally slipped out.”

“Life is a lot like driving. If you keep turning around and looking back you’ll probably crash. You got to keep moving forward — that’s why we have mirrors.”

“Every adjective has a point of view.”

“Not every swing’s a home run–but I’m going to keep swinging.”

“Your dreams will come true if you never wake up.”

“I was once young and stupid, too; but now I’m older…”

“You can’t jump without gravity.”