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“Confucius says a lot of things, but I’ve never seen him actually do anything.”

“Just kidding”

“Facts don’t lie — but they can’t tell the truth on their own.”

“Bait looks a lot better than it tastes.”

“If you want people to listen, you just need to look them in the I.”

“Just because you know something doesn’t mean it’s true; but it doesn’t mean it isn’t real.”