allmostrelevant

One day in school we learned about the presidents and that most of them were dead, and that the ones born sooner, died sooner. We started asking each other’s birthdays to see who will who will live the longest, and who will die first. “November 8th? Ha ha – I’m gonna live longer than you. You’re March 23rd? Dang.” We hadn’t learned how to multiply or divide yet, only addition and subtraction.