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You ever done the same thing so many times that you can’t remember doing it anymore? You just zone out and the clock moves? People say it’s a form of hypnosis, like driving the same stretch of road everyday that you zone out and just ‘appear’ at your destination. “woah–how’d I get here?” Some people say it freaks them out and it’s really weird, but I think I just invented teleportation.