The steering wheel is useless unless you are moving.
Yes, and the motor is useless if the first thing you do is crash.
So why are we arguing?
Because that’s the only way anything ever gets done.
I mean, why are we arguing about this? It’s safe to say we both agree on the concept.
Yes, but you insist on being the head while saying I’m just the body.
Oh don’t you go switching the metaphor now.
…This must be what marriage is like.
No. Marriage is like the car you drive; you both don’t like it, but you drive it anyways.
That’s a rather bleak comparison.
It’s the best I could do without a compass.