“If this was my job, I’d be doing a good job.”
If this was your job, you wouldn’t be wearing pants. Admit it.
who’s to say i was wearing pants in the first place?
Called you out. Just think what I could do if I wasn’t in the middle of a scorching sugar crash?
what are you implying?
…you’re more energetic than this?
Oh, hell. You have no idea. Five pharmaceutical companies are in a bidding war for my plasma.
only five? pssh…
1 cc oughta be enough for all of them to share
I work so fast, it just always looks like I’m finished! :D
thank you for following me!
you’re very welcome! thank you for running around my neck of the woods as well!
And very likely underpaid.
I hired myself as an intern
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If this was your job, you wouldn’t be wearing pants. Admit it.
who’s to say i was wearing pants in the first place?
Called you out. Just think what I could do if I wasn’t in the middle of a scorching sugar crash?
what are you implying?
…you’re more energetic than this?
Oh, hell. You have no idea. Five pharmaceutical companies are in a bidding war for my plasma.
only five? pssh…
1 cc oughta be enough for all of them to share
I work so fast, it just always looks like I’m finished! :D
thank you for following me!
you’re very welcome! thank you for running around my neck of the woods as well!
And very likely underpaid.
I hired myself as an intern