What is wrong with people?

What do you mean?

Like, relationships. You don’t see bears in the woods cheating on each other.

True, but bears aren’t people.

Sometimes it seems hard to tell.

Yeah, but the difference between us and bears is that bears don’t know that they’re going to die. That’s why they don’t just start yolo-ing all over the place.

They can’t be completely clueless.

It’s not called the animal condition, it’s called the human condition.

I beg to differ. Animals in general avoid things that would kill them. I’m almost positive that they know they can die.

Yeah, that they can die; not that they will die. It’s nothing more than a reflex.

So if you knew you were going to die, would you go on a crazed sex rampage, or would you keep to yourself and one other person?

What are you talking about? I’m not going to die.

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10 thoughts on “

  1. benzeknees says:

    I would be a bear I think because I love to hibernate!

  2. alasmindmenow says:

    “I’m not going to die.” <—Epic. Loved it, keep it up.

  3. Who does this perspective relate to- a Man or a Woman? It is known that the perspective differs between the sexes.Keeping this in mind, how could you explain the rampage?


  4. Stick with one. After you start over and the honeymoon is over, it’s the same old, same old life, just different packaging.
    Adorable story. Wonderful. Perked ME up for the day. ;-)

  5. messymarissa says:

    I’d stick to one and pass on the STD’s ;)

  6. erikamsteele says:

    I think it is cute that there are people who are naive enough to think animals, save from a small minority, are monogamous. If I knew I was going to die, I would spend the rest of my life doing something more than sex. There are too many things I haven’t done yet.

  7. Lesley Dawson says:

    I think I must be a bear. :D

  8. The Overlord Bear says:

    I’d rather stick to one. I don’t think there would be any long-term satisfaction in having sex with lots of women.

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