A love poem from a person with Dyslexia:
Roses are red,
Violents are blue,
Sugar is sweat,
And so are you.
A love poem from a person with ADD:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue–
But not only violets;
The sky is blue, too.
A love poem from a person with OCD:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue–
Roses are red,
Violets are blue–
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I plucked off the petals,
And sorted them too.
A love poem from a person who’s Bi-polar:
Roses are red,
I wish I were dead.
Violets are blue,
I’ve got the happiness-flu :)
A love poem from a person with Terret’s:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
F@$%!
…I love you.
A love poem from a person with Schizophrenia:
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red…
allmostrelevant 
A love poem from an abusive codependent narcissist alcoholic:
Damnit, you KNEW we were out of vodka!
Now, go get a case of Skyy.
You make it so hard for me to love you
Unless I’m frickin’ high.
(pause for beatings)
i have a feeling you wrote the title last haha
but nice
Ironically, no. Just doing some very strange research on narcissistic personality disorder lately and needed a mental break. Thanks for the run around the park. Woof.
Lol! The first one reminds me of an Italian guy chatting me up, telling me my perfume smelled nice and sweaty :)
…or is your sweat perfume-y????
I loved this ! I loved your very unique twist on love poems. It’s hilarious ! Thank you so much for the laugh, I really needed it. :) Plus, thank you for the ” following “. It’s always nice to know that there’s someone out there that appreciates my writing.
What everyone above said! Still chuckling!! :-)
Very original and perfectly accomplished – thank you for this levity.
I loved this poem!! Another interesting way to look at typical things!!!
Hilarious! I really did laugh out loud at this! :D x
haha i’m glad you liked it!
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Hahahaha :D
I love this
OMG … Thank you for a very good laugh. Yes it probably can be … for real
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this brightened my day!
Ha ha. Imaginative and funny. Thanks for my morning giggle. ;-)
giggle on my friend!
:-P
Love the way you think.
thanks so much :)
Very clever. As someone with bipolar, “I resemble those remarks.”
Have a blessed Thanksgiving.
you too!
Procrastinator
Roses are red,
Violets are
hahahaha
Colour blind: Rose are blue, Violets are too
haha “your shirt matches your eyes”
F@$%! …I love your poem!.
haha thanks!
Ha!