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Financé

I had friend with my lunch the other day and he asked me for financial advice, like what stocks are good to invest in and what’s the best sort of loan to get for this situation and that. I gave him the best advice I could, but remembered that I’m poor, and reminded him that if I were in his position, I wouldn’t take financial advice from me. I don’t even have finances. I don’t even have a financé.

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hokey

You put your mortgage in.

You take your pension out.

You rip your resumé up and you shake it all about.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn your life around.

That’s what it’s all about.

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