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Merry-Go-Round

“Why do politicians never answer with a straight yes or no?”

It’s not that they want to explain their answer; they want votes. So if you answered “yes” or “no,” more people may agree with you, but more people may disagree with you. And if you’ve ever been on the playground, you probably remember the one kid who pushed you down or made fun of you once, once; and not the countless times other kids helped you out. Yes, politics is a bit like an elementary school popularity contest, and the one kid who doesn’t disagree with anyone ends up being the most liked.

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You know what tastes bad? Anything after you’ve brushed your teeth.

Why do you eat immediately after you brush your teeth?

Why do you ask questions you know I’ll just avoid?

Why does the answer not matter anyway? I know you’ll just lie about it.

But I never do.

Because you always dodge the question.

Your point?

You’re on a treadmill.

You turned it on. I’m just running.

I bet you’re good at dodgeball.

I bet you’re good at throwing things.

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