Peace is attained — “Ready. Aim. Fireworks!”
You know what tastes bad? Anything after you’ve brushed your teeth.
Why do you eat immediately after you brush your teeth?
Why do you ask questions you know I’ll just avoid?
Why does the answer not matter anyway? I know you’ll just lie about it.
But I never do.
Because you always dodge the question.
You’re on a treadmill.
You turned it on. I’m just running.
I bet you’re good at dodgeball.
I bet you’re good at throwing things.