What are you going to study?
I don’t know. Everything… Nothing.
I mean, what’s your major going to be?
Whatever I end up studying.
Can you spit out one straight answer?
Sarcasm is the spice of life.
…so what do you like to do?
I like writing.
You should be a writing major.
You should be a life coach.
What?
It’s not like it pays the bills or anything.
But you like writing, witty lines, playing with words; so why not be a writer?
I like playing with words, but I’m not just going to jump into bed with them.
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