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sign

Being dyslexic, I have a terrible time trying to learn sing language.

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They

One of the more interesting entities of the English language is They. “Why are there no raspberry granola bars?” “Oh, They stopped making them.” “I heard the northern lights are dipping down to our latitude tonight.” “I thought They said tomorrow.” “They found a cure for Malaria.” “They say it’s better to be smart than beautiful, but They don’t know me.” 

…Maybe it isn’t even that interesting or that big of a deal, but I don’t care what They say.

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hipsterocracy

I find it ironic that there’s a hipster ‘look.’ Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose?

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Nike

Amidst  a convention center crowded with happy bubbly people there stood a grumpy looking woman, slightly over weight, bending over to pick up trash one piece at a time, meticulously–definitely paid by the hour–her scowl and her shirt expressing her love for her job, both reading “JUST DO IT.”

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mirror

You are the mirror. The world around you is a reflection of how you act and how you see it. Do what you enjoy, and if you don’t enjoy something, don’t leave and do something else; instead, make what you’re doing enjoyable.

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Moist Spandex

In an attempt to conjure the most unappealing two word pairing this is what I came up with.

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mansion

Getting to know someone is similar to exploring the inside of a mansion; the mind is huge and complicated, and snooping around in the bedroom is sure to get you kicked out, so you must approach the house with a certain demeanor. You can’t see what’s in the kitchen or the living room without first having been let inside (peering through the windows is not the best way to see a house). You can usually tell what kind of person lives in a house by the exterior. Some houses have a door bell, a big brass knocker, or a speaker system to be let in, so you must act accordingly to become as approachable as you can to the owner. Whether or not they open the door and invite you in is up to them, but the more you can relate to someone else, the more doors will be opened for you, and the more rooms you will be able to see.

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history

I love how during election season a campaign is basically an investigation into the other candidate’s background to see where he made mistakes in his past. First of all, you can’t learn from mistakes if you don’t have them, and everyone has made them, so what’s the point of that? How does that help the voters have confidence in the candidates if all we see are mistakes? Secondly, in the land of opportunity and second chances, we sure seem to dwell on the past and use it as a measuring tool for what will happen in the future. It’s like we’re all joining hands and saying “history will repeat itself no matter what.” If we don’t think the candidates can move forward from their pasts, then what makes us think our country can move forward from the past? If all we care about is the past, then we are surely to be stuck in it and react to everything that happens in the future because we didn’t even have our heads turned the right way. There’s so much irony in how campaigns are run it makes me laugh and cry.

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Fade

Often we’ll hear deafening thunder without knowing where it came from, and we just accept it. But sometimes the air is so thick you see the distant flash but never hear the thunder.

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good omen

Let’s say you have a test coming up, or something that’s very important with an air of competition, and the night before you have two dreams back to back. The first one you prance around the countryside admiring the breathtaking scenery and then fall in a lake and swim around for a bit until an old fisherman saves you. And the second one you successfully fight off a hoard of zombies, but some of your clan were not so successful. I’m trying to decide if these are good signs or bad signs. Whatever; back to sleep.

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