Category Archives: Playground

Pretty

In a mostly empty restaurant these Japanese women were talking about anything. I don’t know if it’s slightly taboo for a Japanese woman to go to another country specifically to mate, but that was the current topic.

“You should go to korea, you like Korean guys.”

“But I don’t know Korean.” As if that was the major reason not to go. “After Byoungkwon I lost interest in Koreans.”

“All Koreans?”

“Yes, all Koreans.”

Later in the conversation they were talking about  a mutual acquaintance without much context. “She’s so pretty.”

“Yes. Did she miscarry?”

“Oh…” She said as if understanding something for the first time. “She’s so pretty.”

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skydiving

I’m considering going skydiving. Many people say it’s one of the most exhilarating things you’ll ever do, and how could it not be. After all, you are paying someone to save your life.

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Wicker bicker, growing thicker

By the minute–try to trick her.

Slicker than a cricket sticker;

Clicker ticket, stick it snicker.

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Eagles

I saw two bald eagles spiraling towards the sun. I’ve heard they’re usually always alone, but i guess not today. Typically I’d be driving along this street and not notice anything, but today I was walking, and could stop and look back at the eagles while the cars went by, one after another.

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Pegged Legged Pete

In battles afloat upon this boat,
I fought through thick and
Thin. Thus wearily now, I’ll tell you
How my story first begins…

A strapping young buck, I was raised up
To conquer every task.
At the ripe age of twelve, I, from the
Shelves, discovered my first flask.

At only fifteen I’d found my queen,
My lovely bride to be.
But I’d no treasure to give her
Pleasure, thus I shipped off to sea.

The goings were tough at first, not knowing
What to say or do.
But quickly I rose to captain, though
My crew were only a few.

Then over the bay the pirates came,
Looking for some fun.
The canons did roar with clashing
Swords, until we’d bravely won.

So onward we sailed though wind and hail,
And all things of the matter.
‘Til a tempest devoured our ship one hour,
And twisted it to shatters.

It wasn’t so bad once I had grabbed
A plank on which to float,
Although in the dark, circled the sharks
Around my former boat.

I woke up on sand from where I’d landed
Safe from further strife,
But God fell a tree upon my knee,
To mock my lucky life.

A sailor passed by wondering why
I hopped along the
Shore, and fastened some wood where nature
Couldn’t help my anymore.

Once back on his ship, the waves did
Hit, and rock it left to
Right. Un-rhythmically I, unbalanced,
Tried to stand, but couldn’t quite.

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something

I saw an advertisement on the side of a bus that read “1 in 4 is an atheist.” It made me think about the search for something to believe in. It’s strange to see that advertisement. How do you recruit people? What are you promoting? Who paid for it? It’s hard enough to get people to start believing in something, but it seems very, very strange, if not next to impossible, to convince people to start believing in nothing.

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“People don’t fall in love with each other; they fall in love with each other’s fantasies of each other. Then they get divorced.”

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presidence

One day in school we learned about the presidents and that most of them were dead, and that the ones born sooner, died sooner. We started asking each other’s birthdays to see who will who will live the longest, and who will die first. “November 8th? Ha ha – I’m gonna live longer than you. You’re March 23rd? Dang.” We hadn’t learned how to multiply or divide yet, only addition and subtraction.

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