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Jun 23 2013

Playground

Too Ease

It’s awfully hard to portray anything in English without using any “E’s.” I was trying to do it for a bit, but it didn’t tay clong until I startid chi-ting. Although, I do hav a gnu apprishiashun for how malia bowl thuh inglish laingwidj iz.

Tagged annunciation, barrier, blurb, challenge, English, illegible, impossible, language, linguistics, phonetic, phonetics, possible, pronounciation, pronunciation, read, reading, two, words, writing

Aug 31 2012

Wanted: Parachute

I walked along the back of the hospital where two men in overalls were hiding an exhaustive list of graffiti with fresh paint and rollers.

+=+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+
+===+== Some say the world will end in fire, =+===+===+ It’s raining men!===+===+
+=+= Some say in ice.===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+== Hallelujah! =+
+===+===+= From what I’ve tasted of desire, +===+== =+= It’s raining men!===+===+
+=+===+===+== I think neither would be nice.=+===+===+= Amen!==+===+===+
+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+====+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+ Continue reading →

Tagged age, anti, birthday, bitsy, black, bread, censored, chocolate, clock, closet, daughter, day, death, desk, dickery, diverged, dock, dog, drug, dumpty, fire, frost, graffiti, grown, hallelujah, hickery, humpty, ice, itsy, jack, jill, job, life, limerick, little, mind, miss, monsters, mother's, mouse, muffet, night, nursery, overalls, parachute, poem, raining, raven, rhyme, roads, robert, sheep, short, skydiving, sounds, spider, they, throne, toaster, tuffet, two, wall, wood, youth

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