“I try to do my best to speak in terms the common man can understand, because after all, I am a common man, and I certainly don’t want to start ununderstanding myself.”
Why do people stereotype the word “stereotype?” Not all stereotypes are bad. That mindset just seems so stereotypical to me.
What are you going to study?
I don’t know. Everything… Nothing.
I mean, what’s your major going to be?
Whatever I end up studying.
Can you spit out one straight answer?
Sarcasm is the spice of life.
…so what do you like to do?
I like writing.
You should be a writing major.
You should be a life coach.
What?
It’s not like it pays the bills or anything.
But you like writing, witty lines, playing with words; so why not be a writer?
I like playing with words, but I’m not just going to jump into bed with them.
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