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Monthly Archives: November 2013

Playground

“Life is a buffet line where you can’t go back for seconds.”

Tagged a, accomplish, achieve, adventure, all, all you can eat, buffet, chronological, could, cycle, death, deep, derp, existential, food, hungry, journey, karma, life, meaning, quote, should, soul, soul food, story, success, thought, time, travel, would, writing

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alzheimer’s

Tagged add, alzheimers, appointment, board, bulb, camera, clinic, comic, connection, death, decay, disappointment, disease, doctor, drawing, fade, flash, frustration, funny, happy, hospital, humor, I Can't Draw, it's a joke don't kill me please, joke, life, loss, lost, love, memory, not funny, nurse, one, panel, patience, patients, phone, photo, photography, picture, remember, research, sad, schedule, term, white, writing

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Elementree

Tagged acting, carbon, chemistry, comic, detective, discovery, elementary, elements, fun, holmes, holmie. holm boy, humor, hydrogen, I Can't Draw, joke, meme, mercury, oxygen, periodic, pun, sassafrassy, sassy, science, sherlock, show, sidekick, silly, table, tallahassee, tree, tv, watson, wit

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Salmonilla

Tagged ad, advertising, agent, blue, board, campaign, comic, creatives, deadline, drawing, executive, flash, funny, haha, humor, I Can't Draw, idea, joke, laugh, marketing, meeting, nabisco, packaging, panel, photo, photograph, photography, picture, pressure, procrastinating, product, pun, result, room, stupid, writing

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Skyline

Tagged block, bonus, brain, buildings, camera, city, comic, construction, crazy, deconstruction, double, flash, funny, haha, head, I Can't Draw, industry, joke, laugh, line, panel, pen, pencil, person, photo, photograph, photography, picture, silly, sky, skyline, skyscraper, sun, tetriminos, tetris, whiteboard, windows

Playground

Unprovoked

A black bird, which looked like a crow, was gliding alone through the sky. Gliding? This caught my eye. I blocked the sun with my hand and watched it. It then suddenly tucked its wings in and rolled onto its back, its pointed beak leading the way as it began to dive down. Suddenly it unraveled its wings and effortlessly rolled back upright, catching its fall, and continuing to glide repeating this maneuver several time as it cascaded across the sky, flipping itself around with nothing but what can only be described of as joy. I’ve never seen a crow have fun before, or any animal for that matter entertain itself while so isolated and unprovoked.

Tagged animal, bird, black, blurb, catch, crow, dive, do a barrel roll!, effort, effortless, expectation, eye, fall, fly, fun, happy, joy, life, park, play, roll, save, shock, sky, surprise, up, walk, wing, writing

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Loafing About

Tagged beach, bread, comic, fun, funny, I Can't Draw, joke, laugh, lotion, ocean, one, panel, pun, sand, shade, sun, sunglasses, sunscreen, tan, toast, toasty, vacation

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Optimism

Tagged comic, empty, full, funny, gag, haha, half, hill, I Can't Draw, joke, meaning, moon, night, one, optimistic, panel, pessimistic, photo, photography, picture, pun, searching, silly, sky, stars

Playground

WARNING:

WARNING: Contains sexual humor, drug references, and language.

WARNING: Do not use in the shower.

WARNING: Hot contents may burn you.

WARNING: Aim away from face.

WARNING: Contents may explode under pressure.

WARNING: You may stop reading the word “Warning.”

WARNING: Do not ignore this warning.

WARNING: This could kill you.

WARNING: Contents not suitable for mature audiences.

WARNING: Do not use this product under any circumstances.

WARNING: Don’t get too curious.

WARNING: Keep out of reach of children, teenagers, couples.

WARNING: This end up.

WARNING: Contents may shatter when broken.

WARNING: Alarm will sound.

WARNING: Wearing a helmet does not guarantee your safety.

WARNING: Wearing a seat belt does not guarantee the safety of others.

WARNING: May contain nuts.

WARNING: You are what you eat.

WARNING: Do not ingest.

WARNING: May cause drowsiness.

WARNING: May cause lousiness.

WARNING: Do not take orally or rectally, or without paying first.

WARNING: Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hands.

WARNING: Objects in mirror are backwards.

WARNING: For indoor and outdoor use only.

WARNING: Do not attempt to fly indoors.

WARNING: Theft of this product is a crime.

WARNING: You are entering a drug-free zone.

WARNING: You are entering a care-free zone.

WARNING: Do not place bag over head.

WARNING: Do not engage in vigilante justice.

WARNING: Glasses may impair vision.

WARNING: May increase risk of pregnancy.

WARNING: Do not shake contents of crib.

WARNING: Do not laugh at the natives.

WARNING: Do not laugh at the naives.

WARNING: Mispellings may occer.

WARNING: Slippery when wet.

WARNING: Do not use while unconscious.

WARNING: Do not use while subconscious.

WARNING: Only compliment one woman.

WARNING: Effects may result in side effects.

WARNING: Do not run with sharp objects.

WARNING: Do not run drugs for the cartel.

WARNING: Wear safety goggles while attempting this maneuver.

WARNING: Repeating something too much may lessen its impact.

WARNING: You’ve been warned.

Tagged advice, collage, crazy, experimental, irony, list, narrative, pome, quotes, story, warning

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Fire

Tagged alarm, all, bad, burn, college, comic, decision, didn't, don't, doodle, drawing, emergency, exam, excuse, fire, flame, flash, funny, good, high, humor, I Can't Draw, joke, lever, life, nighter, one, panel, photo, photography, picture, pressure, pull, school, stress, student, study, test, that, today