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May 06 2015

Playground

“Don’t play yourself out of the game.”

Tagged basic, dating, fun, game, life, phone, play, quote, random, social, strategy, tactics, thinkery, thinking, tictacs, writing

Oct 21 2014

13 Comments

Playground

Grammer

If someone corrects you’re grammar you can show them this post. Since grammar is a serious issue that we should not take lightly, and really, we should raise more awareness for, your apology is as follows:

“I cannot convey my ideas with such futile and devastatingly atrocious grammer as i have employed, and for that I am deeply; and truly sorry for what I have done. I have brought shame and misfortune upon my families name, and will be forced to carry the burden of a grammatical error with me for generations to come, as my grandchildren’s grandchildren shall still bear the scar of poor grammar as they’re lives will have been cast down by a fate not even in there power to alter, but one I have cursed them with with because of my grammatical carelessness which stems from the deepest sentiment, resonating with resonating with a resounding, ‘meh… whatever.'”

Tagged and, apology, bear, blurb, careful, carefull, careless, correct, dictionary, eats, essay, family, fun, generation, grammar, grammer, internet, leaves, nazi, press, really? are we really going to do this right now?, release, scar, semi colon, sentiment, serious, shoots, spelling, srsly, statement, student, teacher, troll, words, writing

Mar 22 2014

18 Comments

Playground

Nice to Meet You

Let me introduce myself.
Let me pick you up at seven.
Let me show you a good time.
Let me put my arm around you.
Let me drive you home.
Let me show you how to have fun on the way.
Let me watch tv.
Let me leave the seat up.
Let me eat.
Let me compliment you today.
Let me hold it all in.
Let me live.
Let me come home late sometimes.
Let me explain that.
Let me think.
Let me change the subject.
Let me pack my things.
Let me cry.
Let me say goodbye.
Let me lie.
Let me come back.
Let me talk through the door.
Let me introduce myself.
Let me drive you home again.
Let me come in.
Let me show you an even better time.
Let me say it wasn’t my fault.
Let me say I’m sorry.
Let me love you.
Let me have a second chance.
Let me hold your hand nine months from now.
Let me see them on the weekends.
Let me apologize.
Let me back in.
Let me learn from my mistakes.
Let me start over.
Let me introduce myself.

Tagged apologize, blogging, context, cry, dating, explain, express, fight, fun, goodbye, issues, kids, let, lie, life, live, living, love, me, mistake, poem, poetry, pome, relationship, sorry, story, struggle, stuff, things, think, trouble, tv, writing

Mar 15 2014

2 Comments

Playground

“Without a door to open, the key to success is useless.”

Tagged cliche, door, fun, goal, happy, job, key, metaphor, open, opportunity, proverb, quote, stuff, success, things, time, to, trying to sound smart, window, wise, writing

Mar 13 2014

3 Comments

Playground

“Life is a game, but the consequences are real.”

Tagged blarblarharhar, consequences, drama, fun, game, go fo it, happen, later, life, live, play, poetry, quote, reward, risk, serious, silly, so, why, writing

Nov 20 2013

5 Comments

I Can't Draw Image

Elementree

Tagged acting, carbon, chemistry, comic, detective, discovery, elementary, elements, fun, holmes, holmie. holm boy, humor, hydrogen, I Can't Draw, joke, meme, mercury, oxygen, periodic, pun, sassafrassy, sassy, science, sherlock, show, sidekick, silly, table, tallahassee, tree, tv, watson, wit

Nov 17 2013

14 Comments

Playground

Unprovoked

A black bird, which looked like a crow, was gliding alone through the sky. Gliding? This caught my eye. I blocked the sun with my hand and watched it. It then suddenly tucked its wings in and rolled onto its back, its pointed beak leading the way as it began to dive down. Suddenly it unraveled its wings and effortlessly rolled back upright, catching its fall, and continuing to glide repeating this maneuver several time as it cascaded across the sky, flipping itself around with nothing but what can only be described of as joy. I’ve never seen a crow have fun before, or any animal for that matter entertain itself while so isolated and unprovoked.