WARNING: Contains sexual humor, drug references, and language.
WARNING: Do not use in the shower.
WARNING: Hot contents may burn you.
WARNING: Aim away from face.
WARNING: Contents may explode under pressure.
WARNING: You may stop reading the word “Warning.”
WARNING: Do not ignore this warning.
WARNING: This could kill you.
WARNING: Contents not suitable for mature audiences.
WARNING: Do not use this product under any circumstances.
WARNING: Don’t get too curious.
WARNING: Keep out of reach of children, teenagers, couples.
WARNING: This end up.
WARNING: Contents may shatter when broken.
WARNING: Alarm will sound.
WARNING: Wearing a helmet does not guarantee your safety.
WARNING: Wearing a seat belt does not guarantee the safety of others.
WARNING: May contain nuts.
WARNING: You are what you eat.
WARNING: Do not ingest.
WARNING: May cause drowsiness.
WARNING: May cause lousiness.
WARNING: Do not take orally or rectally, or without paying first.
WARNING: Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hands.
WARNING: Objects in mirror are backwards.
WARNING: For indoor and outdoor use only.
WARNING: Do not attempt to fly indoors.
WARNING: Theft of this product is a crime.
WARNING: You are entering a drug-free zone.
WARNING: You are entering a care-free zone.
WARNING: Do not place bag over head.
WARNING: Do not engage in vigilante justice.
WARNING: Glasses may impair vision.
WARNING: May increase risk of pregnancy.
WARNING: Do not shake contents of crib.
WARNING: Do not laugh at the natives.
WARNING: Do not laugh at the naives.
WARNING: Mispellings may occer.
WARNING: Slippery when wet.
WARNING: Do not use while unconscious.
WARNING: Do not use while subconscious.
WARNING: Only compliment one woman.
WARNING: Effects may result in side effects.
WARNING: Do not run with sharp objects.
WARNING: Do not run drugs for the cartel.
WARNING: Wear safety goggles while attempting this maneuver.
WARNING: Repeating something too much may lessen its impact.
WARNING: You’ve been warned.
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