Category Archives: Playground

Lost and Found

I haven’t found myself asking myself “what happens next” enough–in all scenarios and situations–and, not surprising, I haven’t found myself…

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So… what? Are you saying that movie’s going to be better than the one we just watched?

Well, yeah.

But it’s just an action movie.

Yeah, but the lead is actually a fighter, and the director’s won an Oscar; and the cast is stacked.

Hey; at least I have facts to back up my opinion.

…whatever.

Heh, “whatever?” That’s a good defense–a popular one.

Well, it works.

…whatever.

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Narcissus

I imagine if Narcissus had an ugly younger brother that peed on the reflection of his face, Narcissus would’ve had a better life.

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The steering wheel is useless unless you are moving.

Yes, and the motor is useless if the first thing you do is crash.

So why are we arguing?

Because that’s the only way anything ever gets done.

I mean, why are we arguing about this? It’s safe to say we both agree on the concept.

Yes, but you insist on being the head while saying I’m just the body.

Oh don’t you go switching the metaphor now.

…This must be what marriage is like.

No. Marriage is like the car you drive; you both don’t like it, but you drive it anyways.

That’s a rather bleak comparison.

It’s the best I could do without a compass.

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sign

Being dyslexic, I have a terrible time trying to learn sing language.

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Wanted: Parachute

I walked along the back of the hospital where two men in overalls were hiding an exhaustive list of graffiti with fresh paint and rollers.

+=+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+
+===+== Some say the world will end in fire, =+===+===+ It’s raining men!===+===+
+=+= Some say in ice.===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+== Hallelujah! =+
+===+===+= From what I’ve tasted of desire, +===+== =+= It’s raining men!===+===+
+=+===+===+== I think neither would be nice.=+===+===+= Amen!==+===+===+
+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+====+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+ Continue reading

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They

One of the more interesting entities of the English language is They. “Why are there no raspberry granola bars?” “Oh, They stopped making them.” “I heard the northern lights are dipping down to our latitude tonight.” “I thought They said tomorrow.” “They found a cure for Malaria.” “They say it’s better to be smart than beautiful, but They don’t know me.” 

…Maybe it isn’t even that interesting or that big of a deal, but I don’t care what They say.

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