I love it when people watch a zombie movie or something of the sort and say “that’s unrealistic. Everyone knows zombies are colorblind.” or something dumb like that… you know the whole concept is unrealistic, right?
You know what tastes bad? Anything after you’ve brushed your teeth.
Why do you eat immediately after you brush your teeth?
Why do you ask questions you know I’ll just avoid?
Why does the answer not matter anyway? I know you’ll just lie about it.
But I never do.
Because you always dodge the question.
Your point?
You’re on a treadmill.
You turned it on. I’m just running.
I bet you’re good at dodgeball.
I bet you’re good at throwing things.
Jeeves, what is this on my forehead?
That wrinkle? That is age, sir.
Wipe it off, please.
There you go, sir.
I need to look dashing for tonigh–it’s still there, Jeeves.
What is, sir?
The age! It’s still there!
No it’s not.
Then what is it!?
Oh that, sir? That’s frustration.
So… what? Are you saying that movie’s going to be better than the one we just watched?
Well, yeah.
But it’s just an action movie.
Yeah, but the lead is actually a fighter, and the director’s won an Oscar; and the cast is stacked.
…
Hey; at least I have facts to back up my opinion.
…whatever.
Heh, “whatever?” That’s a good defense–a popular one.
Well, it works.
…whatever.
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