It’s awfully hard to portray anything in English without using any “E’s.” I was trying to do it for a bit, but it didn’t tay clong until I startid chi-ting. Although, I do hav a gnu apprishiashun for how malia bowl thuh inglish laingwidj iz.
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Yours is simply by far the most original of the genre :P Well done. Chap called Wright wrote a novel without an ‘e’ http://spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/ and I’ve been known to dabble myself http://michaelmcguire.com.au/2011/09/25/writing-without-the-letter-e/
I’m just curious, what genre are you referring to? I don’t think i’ve ever been genrefied yet
You wrote a lipogram – the funniest I’ve ever read :D
now i have to google what a lipogram is… excuse me
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ah. I see. Now i learned something today :)
You…are a clown! Love it! Lol.
clivir haha
will dun
Vowels are such a useful part of our language!
n kddng!
Also think of the names of consonants- Bee, Cee, Dee, eF, Gee, Dee, eL, eM, eN, Pee, eS, Tee, Vee, eX, Zee. Most either begin or end with an e. @_@
indeed. the alphabet has a been known to bust a few rhymes
That’s hilarious!
Your writing is very creative. You are the reason I don’t write. I just take photos. Thanks for visiting and deciding to follow me. I hope to keep your interest.
thank you so much. but i can’t take photos, that’s why i just use words and leave that to you ;)
smile!
:D
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Nop. I just put a hug. No you no whats required. Oops I got on
“Grait post! And thanks for following my blog!”
wow- only had to change one letter to avoid e’s!
Take care
-Marlee
haha thanks Marli!
;)
you must have something against 2 ee’s
dont fight it baby
[…] Too Ease. […]
Pobrecito, e.e. cummings. What would he do? Maybe take on his pal’s name: John Dos Passos
haha
some reason this makes me think of “ernest hemmingnoway”
and i have no idea why
Lmao
Amazing I can still understand what you’re saying. I can’t imagine trying to write without ‘Es’.
give it a try! it’s fun for a little while, and then it’s torture. just see how far you can get :)
this was great :)
I’m pretty sure its a great exercise. idk about english but “e ” is the most common letter in my own language (spanish)
es la misma en inglés
Reminds me of a French novel by Georges Perec, La Disparition, that he wrote without using any e !!!
I was reminded of that too!
i think i’ve heard of that before. very impressive!
English is a language where you have to bite into. But EEcee one gets to do it.
Love the post! The last sentence is especially fabulous, kind of reminds of the way friends from my country (Lithuania) transcribe the English language (or “yngliš lengvidž”) :D
haha that’s pretty cool.
When chat rooms and things were coming out I would exclusively chat with people like that
this is fantastic! (ha! no E’s!)
haha well done!
…crap
eye can’te reeezizt thee urge to yooze ease!
Actually… that makes me want to change the title. your comment got me going… thanks!
mwahaha! no problem!
egocentric title requested by “Two E’s.”
just kidding
…but seriously ;)
LOL excuuuse me. I said two E’s, not NO e’s!
hey now, I put two in the title and two in the post.
you must be okay with someone taking an idea you have and running the ‘wrong’ direction… well, at least that’s what I like to do hehe
Absolootly!! But I had to say a small blurb about it too. (Saw what i did right now?)
yes. yes eye did ;)