Jeeves, what is this on my forehead?
That wrinkle? That is age, sir.
Wipe it off, please.
There you go, sir.
I need to look dashing for tonigh–it’s still there, Jeeves.
What is, sir?
The age! It’s still there!
No it’s not.
Then what is it!?
Oh that, sir? That’s frustration.
So… what? Are you saying that movie’s going to be better than the one we just watched?
Well, yeah.
But it’s just an action movie.
Yeah, but the lead is actually a fighter, and the director’s won an Oscar; and the cast is stacked.
…
Hey; at least I have facts to back up my opinion.
…whatever.
Heh, “whatever?” That’s a good defense–a popular one.
Well, it works.
…whatever.
I walked along the back of the hospital where two men in overalls were hiding an exhaustive list of graffiti with fresh paint and rollers.
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+===+== Some say the world will end in fire, =+===+===+ It’s raining men!===+===+
+=+= Some say in ice.===+===+===+===+===+===+===+===+== Hallelujah! =+
+===+===+= From what I’ve tasted of desire, +===+== =+= It’s raining men!===+===+
+=+===+===+== I think neither would be nice.=+===+===+= Amen!==+===+===+
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